Chapter Sixteen: Exposition.
Mobster Marion and Master Revolver
walked into the Misneach compound, towards the large group of about
100 men and women, all loyal to the Death Valley Mobsters.
“Hello our loyal followers.” Master
Revolver spoke, silencing the crowd.
Revolver spoke, silencing the crowd.
“You've probably noticed, but there
seems to be a disease rampant in Pleasantville. That sickness is the
Noble Knights of the Last Order and their little pals Chuckles and
Giggles!” Mobster Marion began.
seems to be a disease rampant in Pleasantville. That sickness is the
Noble Knights of the Last Order and their little pals Chuckles and
Giggles!” Mobster Marion began.
“It's time we fixed what has been
wronged. Ever since the birth of Pleasantville the Death Valley Gang
and the Mobsters of Misneach have ruled this city with an iron fist.
The order MUST be restored.” Master Revolver punched his palm,
inciting excitement amongst the group.
wronged. Ever since the birth of Pleasantville the Death Valley Gang
and the Mobsters of Misneach have ruled this city with an iron fist.
The order MUST be restored.” Master Revolver punched his palm,
inciting excitement amongst the group.
“That is why the Death Valley
Mobsters have been born – because our word is law in this city, and
they'd best not forget it!” Mobster Marion roared.
Mobsters have been born – because our word is law in this city, and
they'd best not forget it!” Mobster Marion roared.
A great cheer went up.
“Tonight.” Master Revolver grinned.
“Tonight, at midnight, we march on Pleasantville. Tonight, at
midnight, we take back our city!”
“Tonight, at midnight, we march on Pleasantville. Tonight, at
midnight, we take back our city!”
The roar went up, and the two leaders
grinned.
grinned.
Those brats would pay.
–
Daniel grimaced. Sunny glared back.
She quickly looked back over Daniels shoulder to Petunia, who nodded.
She quickly looked back over Daniels shoulder to Petunia, who nodded.
CRACK!
“MY LEG!” Daniel cried, limping
away from the crease almost the moment the cricket ball hit his shin.
away from the crease almost the moment the cricket ball hit his shin.
Meanwhile, Belle lifted one finger into
the air. TJ and Sammy were furious.
the air. TJ and Sammy were furious.
“SHE DELIBERATELY AIMED FOR HIS LEG!”
“HOW CAN YOU GIVE THAT OUT?!”
Charlie watched the cricket game from
the big tree, not particularly interested. He was filled with a mix
of sadness and fury, both at his grand-father and himself. If he'd
only been faster. If only his grand-father had just stayed home. If
only he'd never donned the Chuckles costume. If only…if only…
the big tree, not particularly interested. He was filled with a mix
of sadness and fury, both at his grand-father and himself. If he'd
only been faster. If only his grand-father had just stayed home. If
only he'd never donned the Chuckles costume. If only…if only…
It was no good thinking about what
could have been, you couldn't change what had happened. You could
only go forwards, and try not to make the same mistakes again.
could have been, you couldn't change what had happened. You could
only go forwards, and try not to make the same mistakes again.
Would he end up being as stubborn as
his grand-father had been? Was he going to suffer a similar fate?
Could Belle stop him, or would she end up failing like Joe had?
his grand-father had been? Was he going to suffer a similar fate?
Could Belle stop him, or would she end up failing like Joe had?
Or was he too much of a Begly? Would
he end up like Grandpa Tim, who died peacefully in his sleep after
saying good-bye to everyone?
he end up like Grandpa Tim, who died peacefully in his sleep after
saying good-bye to everyone?
It was doing his head in.
“Are you okay?” Belle was suddenly
next to him. How long had he been thinking?
next to him. How long had he been thinking?
“No.” Charlie didn't see the point
in lying to Belle. She'd know. She always knew.
in lying to Belle. She'd know. She always knew.
She bent down and kissed his cheek.
“It would have been the way he wanted to go, you know that.” She
looked towards the creek. “Maybe I was wrong to try and stop him
from joining us.”
“It would have been the way he wanted to go, you know that.” She
looked towards the creek. “Maybe I was wrong to try and stop him
from joining us.”
“He still would have died.” Charlie
pointed out. “And he wouldn't have changed anything. You saw that
when Revolver and Marion were in gaol – Demon came to take their
place.”
pointed out. “And he wouldn't have changed anything. You saw that
when Revolver and Marion were in gaol – Demon came to take their
place.”
“I guess so. All we can do is try to
keep them under control.” Belle sighed. “You're still going to
try, right?”
keep them under control.” Belle sighed. “You're still going to
try, right?”
Charlie looked up at the sky through
the leaves of the tree. A tree that was over one hundred years old.
A friendship that was over 500 years old. In all those centuries,
not once had anyone given up.
the leaves of the tree. A tree that was over one hundred years old.
A friendship that was over 500 years old. In all those centuries,
not once had anyone given up.
Grandpa Charles hadn't given up.
“Of course.” Charlie looked up as
his best friend fondly. “I won't let this stop me.”
his best friend fondly. “I won't let this stop me.”
“You won't try to get revenge on
Demon will you?” Belle asked. “I will stop you if you try to
kill him.”
Demon will you?” Belle asked. “I will stop you if you try to
kill him.”
“I won't. I might be his grand-son,
but I'm not him.” Charlie reassured her.
but I'm not him.” Charlie reassured her.
She smiled at him. He smiled back.
“So who won the cricket game?”
Charlie asked.
Charlie asked.
“No one. It turned into a brawl and
Dad sent everyone home to cool off. They'll be back for dinner.”
Belle giggled.
Dad sent everyone home to cool off. They'll be back for dinner.”
Belle giggled.
“You really shouldn't have paid that
LBW.”
LBW.”
“Technically it WAS there.”
“You just like stirring.”
“I do.”
“Are you two going to come in for
lunch?” Bill called from Belles room.
lunch?” Bill called from Belles room.
“Just a minute Uncle Bill!” Belle
called back. She turned to Charlie.
called back. She turned to Charlie.
“You're gonna be okay. I'll make
sure of it.” She said.
sure of it.” She said.
“I know.” Charlie replied. It
hurt, it would always hurt, but there was a light at the end of the
tunnel now, the wound was going to heal.
hurt, it would always hurt, but there was a light at the end of the
tunnel now, the wound was going to heal.
The pair made their way inside where
Bill had made a big pot of stew for lunch. Thomas, Betty, Izzy and
Lizzy were there, and Woof was sitting with Meow.
Bill had made a big pot of stew for lunch. Thomas, Betty, Izzy and
Lizzy were there, and Woof was sitting with Meow.
Charlie looked at his mother, who
looked away. He guessed that she'd never be able to fully forgive
what had happened. He also guessed his sisters felt the same way.
looked away. He guessed that she'd never be able to fully forgive
what had happened. He also guessed his sisters felt the same way.
A shame.
The meal was still pleasant enough,
Bill and Peter soon got into a fight about the price of oil in Chyna,
Betty rolled her eyes, Thomas laughed, the twins ate in silence and
Belle, Charlie and Joe had an in-depth discussion about cricket.
Bill and Peter soon got into a fight about the price of oil in Chyna,
Betty rolled her eyes, Thomas laughed, the twins ate in silence and
Belle, Charlie and Joe had an in-depth discussion about cricket.
It was a fun afternoon, especially when
the rest of the Knights came back over and the group headed out to
Lake Pleasant for a swim. Charlie could almost ignore the lingering
pain in his heart.
the rest of the Knights came back over and the group headed out to
Lake Pleasant for a swim. Charlie could almost ignore the lingering
pain in his heart.
–
It was late that night, and Belle was
deep in sleep. She always slept well, even as a baby (pneumonia
withstanding, then again I wouldn't expect anyone to sleep well with
pneumonia). The three walls that bordered her bed always made her
feel secure, and crawling in the end of her bed never bothered her.
deep in sleep. She always slept well, even as a baby (pneumonia
withstanding, then again I wouldn't expect anyone to sleep well with
pneumonia). The three walls that bordered her bed always made her
feel secure, and crawling in the end of her bed never bothered her.
She was snuggled into one of the
corners, snoring peacefully, Meow purring away against her back, when
suddenly she was woken up to Charlie shaking her.
corners, snoring peacefully, Meow purring away against her back, when
suddenly she was woken up to Charlie shaking her.
“Get up! Something's not right!”
He hissed.
He hissed.
“Go back to bed Charlie, it's 11.30
and I'm tired.” Belle rolled over. Meow glared at her before
retreating to another corner at the foot of the bed.
and I'm tired.” Belle rolled over. Meow glared at her before
retreating to another corner at the foot of the bed.
“But Belle-,”
“Go. To. Sleep.” Belle mumbled.
“You can even stay with me if you absolutely must.”
“You can even stay with me if you absolutely must.”
“BELLE!” Charlie whispered loudly
in Belles ear.
in Belles ear.
“For the love of…WHAT?!” Belle
snapped in hushed tones.
snapped in hushed tones.
“Something's wrong. Will you do a
patrol with me?” Charlie asked.
patrol with me?” Charlie asked.
“NO.”
“C'mon Belle, I have a hunch.”
“A HUNCH?! You woke me up for a
HUNCH?!” Belle was furious. Meow wasn't all too impressed either,
and jumped off the end of the bed and headed out of the bedroom to go
and sleep somewhere quieter!
HUNCH?!” Belle was furious. Meow wasn't all too impressed either,
and jumped off the end of the bed and headed out of the bedroom to go
and sleep somewhere quieter!
“Belle, please, just come with me.”
Charlie begged.
Charlie begged.
“Why haven't you hit your watch? If
there's a problem, we're going to need everyone to help us.” Belle
replied, irked that her sleep was interrupted.
there's a problem, we're going to need everyone to help us.” Belle
replied, irked that her sleep was interrupted.
“I don't want to wake up everyone
just for a hunch.” Charlie replied.
just for a hunch.” Charlie replied.
“But you have no problem waking ME
up?!”
up?!”
“You're my best friend.”
“You're DEAD if we don't find
anything.”
anything.”
–
Chuckles felt nervous. Giggles was
jabbing him in the back, and it was only a matter of time before the
Lucky Seven Gun came out and he had no kneecaps left.
jabbing him in the back, and it was only a matter of time before the
Lucky Seven Gun came out and he had no kneecaps left.
“We have been around the city TWICE.
We have seen NOTHING.” Giggles growled. “You have thirty seconds
to explain why I shouldn't eat you alive.”
We have seen NOTHING.” Giggles growled. “You have thirty seconds
to explain why I shouldn't eat you alive.”
“Because then you wouldn't have
anyone to activate the Improbability Clause for you?” Chuckles
tried. He knew the moment that he mentioned the Clause that he'd
just signed his own death warrant.
anyone to activate the Improbability Clause for you?” Chuckles
tried. He knew the moment that he mentioned the Clause that he'd
just signed his own death warrant.
It was only the sound of marching feet
that saved him. Giggles grabbed him and flew him up to the top of a
building.
that saved him. Giggles grabbed him and flew him up to the top of a
building.
“Is that…the DVG?” Giggles asked.
“There are WAY too many of them to be
the DVG. And it's not the Mob either, they're all carrying handguns.”
Chuckles looked down.
the DVG. And it's not the Mob either, they're all carrying handguns.”
Chuckles looked down.
“Then WHO are they? Not Demons lot
are they?” Giggles groaned. She hit the face of her watch, praying
that at least one of the Knights was still awake enough to see it.
are they?” Giggles groaned. She hit the face of her watch, praying
that at least one of the Knights was still awake enough to see it.
She looked down again and was
horrirfied. Mobster Marion was walking hand-in-hand with Master
Revolver!
horrirfied. Mobster Marion was walking hand-in-hand with Master
Revolver!
“We are SO screwed!” Chuckles
groaned. “If they're on the same page, Pleasantville is done for!”
groaned. “If they're on the same page, Pleasantville is done for!”
Giggles stared at the pair, feeling
helpless. Her hand dropped, hitting the Lucky Seven Gun on the way
down.
helpless. Her hand dropped, hitting the Lucky Seven Gun on the way
down.
She had a thought. She could take out
the pair from where she was sitting. The Lucky Seven Gun could
handle a bit of sniper action.
the pair from where she was sitting. The Lucky Seven Gun could
handle a bit of sniper action.
“Don't even think about disobeying
the Code.” Chuckles warned in her ear. Giggles slapped herself
mentally. How could she have even considered it?!
the Code.” Chuckles warned in her ear. Giggles slapped herself
mentally. How could she have even considered it?!
“We have to get them arrested again.”
She whispered.
She whispered.
“Yeah.” Chuckles looked down. The
Death Valley Mobsters were all standing in a formation, almost like
an army. Master Revolver and Mobster Marion stood in front of them.
Death Valley Mobsters were all standing in a formation, almost like
an army. Master Revolver and Mobster Marion stood in front of them.
Suddenly Chuckles had an idea.
“We need to take out Master Revolver
and Mobster Marion. If we can just hold them off until help arrives,
we'll be fine!” He said.
and Mobster Marion. If we can just hold them off until help arrives,
we'll be fine!” He said.
“Not going to happen doofus. If we
get into a fight with them, it's easily fifty to one. We'll be
killed.” Giggles replied. Chuckles ignored her. “CHUCKLES!”
get into a fight with them, it's easily fifty to one. We'll be
killed.” Giggles replied. Chuckles ignored her. “CHUCKLES!”
Chuckles leapt from the top of the
building to a balcony below, and made his way down the building.
Giggles groaned angrily and followed him down.
building to a balcony below, and made his way down the building.
Giggles groaned angrily and followed him down.
“Now, our loyal Mobsters, we are
going to make this city pay for daring to try and defy – I'M TRYING
TO GIVE A SPEECH HERE!” Master Revolver fumed as Chuckles landed in
front of him.
going to make this city pay for daring to try and defy – I'M TRYING
TO GIVE A SPEECH HERE!” Master Revolver fumed as Chuckles landed in
front of him.
“Let me handle this runt.” Mobster
Marion glared at the newcomer to their little party. She charged at
Chuckles and slashed downwards, but her sword was blocked by one of
the Arm Scythes. Chuckles then swung back with the Lions Claw Blade,
narrowly missing Mobster Marion but cutting off a fair chunk of
Master Revolvers hair.
Marion glared at the newcomer to their little party. She charged at
Chuckles and slashed downwards, but her sword was blocked by one of
the Arm Scythes. Chuckles then swung back with the Lions Claw Blade,
narrowly missing Mobster Marion but cutting off a fair chunk of
Master Revolvers hair.
“What the-? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT
TOOK TO GROW THIS HAIR?!” Master Revolver was livid. Chuckles was
still fighting Mobster Marion, and his back was turned to her
boyfriend. Master Revolver grinned. He pulled out his gun
TOOK TO GROW THIS HAIR?!” Master Revolver was livid. Chuckles was
still fighting Mobster Marion, and his back was turned to her
boyfriend. Master Revolver grinned. He pulled out his gun
He would have fired had it not been for
a bullet landing at his feet. Giggles was in the air, and was
pointing the Lucky Seven Gun at him.
a bullet landing at his feet. Giggles was in the air, and was
pointing the Lucky Seven Gun at him.
“You two are trying my patience!”
Mobster Marion kicked Chuckles in the guts, sending him sprawling
back. Giggles quickly landed next to her best friend, and pointed
the Lucky Seven Gun at their foes.
Mobster Marion kicked Chuckles in the guts, sending him sprawling
back. Giggles quickly landed next to her best friend, and pointed
the Lucky Seven Gun at their foes.
“What on earth are you trying to do
here?!” Giggles asked.
here?!” Giggles asked.
“We're seeking vengeance. Don't you
see that?” Master Revolver grinned. “We've amassed our forces,
and we're now going to remind Pleasantville of our might.”
see that?” Master Revolver grinned. “We've amassed our forces,
and we're now going to remind Pleasantville of our might.”
“Will you just KILL them already?!”
Mobster Marion groaned.
Mobster Marion groaned.
“Your might?!” Giggles asked
incredulously.
incredulously.
“For two hundred years our families
have had Pleasantville under our thumbs. Two little brats can't stop
centuries of hard work. That is why we've decided to work together.”
Master Revolver explained.
have had Pleasantville under our thumbs. Two little brats can't stop
centuries of hard work. That is why we've decided to work together.”
Master Revolver explained.
“So, you've laid aside a
centuries-old rivalry just to deal with us. I'm flattered.”
Giggles snapped.
centuries-old rivalry just to deal with us. I'm flattered.”
Giggles snapped.
“Yes, well, you two ARE a fair bit of
a nuisance. You and your little Knights of the Last Order. I have
to give you credit, you've certainly managed to scare us. But that's
more due to our own complacency than any real talent you have. It's
only an accident that you two ended up stealing our sacred weapons,
that were forged for our forefathers so long ago. But now it's time
for the balance to be corrected.” Master Revolver continued on.
a nuisance. You and your little Knights of the Last Order. I have
to give you credit, you've certainly managed to scare us. But that's
more due to our own complacency than any real talent you have. It's
only an accident that you two ended up stealing our sacred weapons,
that were forged for our forefathers so long ago. But now it's time
for the balance to be corrected.” Master Revolver continued on.
“You're rambling.” Mobster Marion
rolled her eyes. “Hurry up!”
rolled her eyes. “Hurry up!”
“You're very impatient Marion.”
Giggles pointed out. Chuckles looked up at her. What was Giggles
doing?!
Giggles pointed out. Chuckles looked up at her. What was Giggles
doing?!
“Yes. Impatience has probably worked
in your favour, but not tonight. Tonight, we're going to savour
every last bit of your defeat. Our colossal triumph begins by making
an example of you. To make sure that no one gets the foolish idea to
try and take us on again. THAT is what tonight is about. Squashing
any hope of resistance that these foolish peasants might have.”
Master Revolver straightened himself up. “And furthermore-,”
in your favour, but not tonight. Tonight, we're going to savour
every last bit of your defeat. Our colossal triumph begins by making
an example of you. To make sure that no one gets the foolish idea to
try and take us on again. THAT is what tonight is about. Squashing
any hope of resistance that these foolish peasants might have.”
Master Revolver straightened himself up. “And furthermore-,”
What he would have said no one knew,
because at that moment Sir Hyper bolted past, nearly knocking Master
Revolver off his feet.
because at that moment Sir Hyper bolted past, nearly knocking Master
Revolver off his feet.
“What the-?” Mobster Marion looked
around. The night then exploded in the colours of red and blue –
the police had arrived.
around. The night then exploded in the colours of red and blue –
the police had arrived.
“Chuckles, Giggles! Over here!”
Called Sir Dark from a nearby street. Giggles lifted Chuckles up and
flew the pair over to where the Knights were.
Called Sir Dark from a nearby street. Giggles lifted Chuckles up and
flew the pair over to where the Knights were.
“What was THAT about?” Giggles
asked Sir Hyper.
asked Sir Hyper.
“When our watches started going off,
we realised we'd probably need the police to back us up. Of course,
I never realised we'd be THIS right.” Sir Lionheart looked at the
many police officers who had now surrounded the small Death Valley
Mobsters army. Many of the Mobsters had fled at the sight of the
police lights, but a good many of them still got arrested.
we realised we'd probably need the police to back us up. Of course,
I never realised we'd be THIS right.” Sir Lionheart looked at the
many police officers who had now surrounded the small Death Valley
Mobsters army. Many of the Mobsters had fled at the sight of the
police lights, but a good many of them still got arrested.
Chuckles couldn't help but laugh.
“See? I told you we just had to hold
them up!” He thumped Giggles on the back. “The Improbability
Clause strikes again!”
them up!” He thumped Giggles on the back. “The Improbability
Clause strikes again!”
Giggles was about to disagree, when she
realised he was right.
realised he was right.
“The power of exposition!” Chuckles
continued to laugh. Meanwhile, Giggles had developed an eye twitch
and was fuming.
continued to laugh. Meanwhile, Giggles had developed an eye twitch
and was fuming.
She turned around and smacked Chuckles
upside the head with the butt of the Lucky Seven Gun.
upside the head with the butt of the Lucky Seven Gun.
“We're going home. Good NIGHT you
guys.” Giggles grabbed Chuckles, whose eyes were watering.
guys.” Giggles grabbed Chuckles, whose eyes were watering.
“G'night Giggles! G'night Chuckles!”
The Knights waved as the heroes flew off into the night. Once
Giggles was out of earshot, they too started laughing.
The Knights waved as the heroes flew off into the night. Once
Giggles was out of earshot, they too started laughing.
Poor Belle Masters!